- Previously on Warehouse 13... → 之前喺《倉庫13》...
- Claudia Donovan, → Claudia Donovan，
You're the breach. → 你係個缺口。
- Knock, knock. → 敲敲門。
- You're going with Myka as a backup. → 你同Myka一齊去，做後援。
- My first official assignment as an agent? → 我第一個正式任務做探員？
- As an apprentice. → 係做學徒。
- I'm ready to begin my apprentice education. → 我準備好開始我嘅學徒教育。
- You want juice, or are you a milk person? → 你想飲果汁，定係鍾意飲奶？
- You know what I'd really like? - Oh, I do indeed, → 你知我真正想要咩？ - 哦，我當然知，
But falling off the wagon may not be the best option → 但係翻兜可能唔係最好嘅選擇
At this point. → 喺呢個時候。
- No, no, what? → 唔係，唔係，咩話？
- We're just asking because we're worried about you. → 我哋只係問吓，因為我哋擔心你。
- I'm not drinking. → 我冇飲酒。
- How do we not end up with our brains scrambled → 點樣先唔會搞到我哋個腦亂晒
Or whatever new way to die there could be? → 或者有咩新嘅死法？
- Well, I mean, look at the bright side. → 嗯，我意思係，睇吓好嗰邊。
I'm usually within ten feet of you, → 我通常都喺你十呎範圍內，
So whatever terrible thing happens to you, → 所以無論咩衰嘢發生喺你身上，
Will probably happen to me too. → 大概都會發生喺我身上。
- Comforting. → 真係安慰。
[both panting] → 兩個喘氣聲
- What is this guy, a jewel thief or a marathoner? → 呢條友係咩人，珠寶賊定係跑馬拉松嘅？
- If the artifact let the thief → 如果件神器俾個賊
Walk into a jewelry store and vanish, → 行入珠寶舖跟住消失，
Then why isn't he vanishing now? → 咁點解佢而家唔消失？
- Maybe he can't activate it on the run, → 可能佢跑緊嗰陣啟動唔到，
Or maybe it doesn't do what Artie thinks it does. → 或者可能佢嘅功能唔係Artie諗嗰樣。
[cell phone rings] That's kelly. → 電話響 係Kelly。
I told her I'd call to discuss the weekend. → 我話過會打俾佢傾週末嘅事。
I totally forgot. → 我完全唔記得咗。
Whoa. → 嘩。
Hello. → 喂。
- Ah, careful, just don't damage → 啊，小心，唔好整爛
The one thing that kelly's looking forward to. → Kelly最期待嗰樣嘢。
- Nah, little Pete's made of steel. → 唔會，細Pete係鋼造嘅。
You go right, I'll go left. → 你向右，我向左。
- Leena, this one is ready to be shelved. → Leena，呢件可以上架喇。
- A tin of sardines? → 一罐沙甸魚？
- Yes, it was part of the shackleton expedition. → 係，係Shackleton探險隊嘅一部分。
They were trapped in the ice, you know, for two years. → 佢哋被困喺冰度，你知啦，兩年。
They still had the good sense not to open that. → 佢哋仲有常識唔開嗰罐。
- Had the sardines gone bad? → 啲沙甸魚變壞咗？
- Very bad. → 好壞。
[computer beeping] → 電腦嗶嗶聲
- Artie, I-I just found an anomaly. → Artie，我啱啱發現咗個異常。
Uh, survey says that insurance v.P.S in hartford → 呃，調查話Hartford嗰啲保險公司副總裁
Are donating big bucks to charity, → 捐咗大筆錢俾慈善機構，
And it doesn't compute. → 但係計唔通。
- It's not an anomaly. It's a tax write-off. → 唔係異常，係稅務減免。
- Yeah, but these guys gave away 50% of their bank accounts. → 係，但呢班人捐咗佢哋銀行戶口嘅50%。
I mean, the most they donated before is 1%. → 我意思係，之前最多捐1%。
That's a difference of 49-- → 相差49——
- I can subtract 1 from 50. → 我識得50減1。
- That's why you're the boss. - Hartford. → 所以你係老細。 - Hartford。
- Artie, Artie, that could be a robin hood artifact. → Artie，Artie，可能係件羅賓漢神器。
- Yes, it could. → 係，有可能。
And the prize for finding a case → 搵到案件嘅獎勵
Is a spin around the Warehouse → 係喺倉庫度兜個圈
In steve mcqueen's motorbike? → 揸Steve McQueen嘅電單車？
- No, but try a free trip to hartford, → 唔係，但係有免費去Hartford嘅機會，
Because Pete and Myka are on the trail → 因為Pete同Myka喺Denver追緊
Of a vanishing jewel thief in denver. → 一個會消失嘅珠寶賊。
So you and I will do this investigation. → 所以你同我去做呢個調查。
- You and I? Really? → 你同我？真係？
- Yeah. → 係。
- Well, I mean, I haven't had a lot of time in the field, → 嗯，我意思係，我冇乜時間出外勤，
And you're-- - I'm what? → 而你係—— - 我係咩？
- Uh, nothing. → 呃，冇嘢。
That was the end of my sentence. → 我句嘢就係咁完咗。
- Pack, 'cause we're leaving right away. → 執嘢，因為我哋即刻出發。
Where are my sunglasses? → 我副太陽眼鏡喺邊？
- [sighs] this is why I pimped your specs. → 唉，就係咁我先幫你改裝副眼鏡。
Just tap the ends of the glasses together → 只要將眼鏡腳互相敲吓
To complete the circuit. → 就可以接通電路。
[beeping] → 嗶嗶聲
- Oh. → 哦。
[beeping continues] → 嗶嗶聲繼續
Ha. → 哈。
[chuckles] → 笑聲
Brava. → 好嘢。
That is, uh, very well done. - Well, we're a team. → 呢個，呃，做得好好。 - 我哋係團隊嘛。
Claudia and Artie. → Claudia同Artie。
"clartie." "artia"? → 「Clartie」定「Artia」？
- Pack. - Yeah. → 執嘢。 - 好。
- [groaning] → 呻吟聲
- Pete! → Pete！
- I got the bag! You get him! → 我攞到個袋！你捉住佢！
- [groans] → 呻吟聲
- Secret service! → 特勤局！
What happened? → 發生咩事？
- Asian guy... → 亞洲男人...
Went out that window. → 由嗰個窗走咗。
- What is with this guy and windows? → 呢條友同窗有仇咩？
- Hey. Are you all right? → 喂，你冇事嘛？
- Hey, Pete, this way! [groans] → 喂，Pete，呢邊！ 呻吟聲
- Got it covered. → 搞掂咗。
- Whoa. → 嘩。
Oh, ow. Oh, ow. → 噢，痛。噢，痛。
Ow, ow, ow, ow. → 痛，痛，痛，痛。
Ow, further than I thought. → 痛，比我想像中遠。
- We lost him. → 我哋追唔到佢。
- Ow, but I bet we got the artifact. → 痛，但我肯定我哋攞到件神器。
- Well, let's take a look at it, then. → 好，咁我哋睇吓佢啦。
Jeez, where's the drummer and the fife? → 天啊，鼓手同笛手喺邊？
- I just hurt my knee, okay? And my shoulder. → 我整親膝頭，好冇？同埋膊頭。
And I'm probably gonna have a huge bruise on my-- → 我大概會有大瘀傷喺我——
What is that? → 呢個係咩？
- That is the world's smallest purple violin. → 係全世界最細嘅紫色小提琴。
- Oh. → 哦。
You know, one day you're gonna make some lucky guy → 你知唔知，有一日你會做某個幸運仔
A very sarcastic wife. → 嘅好串老婆。
- Ah. → 啊。
- Half lion, half eagle. → 一半獅子，一半鷹。
- A griffin. - I know. → 獅鷲。 - 我知。
- Well, did you know that in chinese mythology → 咁你知唔知喺中國神話入面
They were used to guard treasure? → 佢哋用嚟守護寶藏？
But somehow this one helps people steal treasure → 但係呢隻竟然幫人偷寶藏
And then make a clean getaway. → 跟住安全走甩。
- Oh, hey, speaking of, → 哦，喂，講起呢樣，
Now that the mission is accomplished, → 既然任務完成咗，
You can go to your high-school reunion → 你可以去你嘅中學同學聚會
And see some of your old friends. → 見吓你啲舊朋友。
[both cheer sarcastically] → 兩個諷刺咁歡呼
You did--you did have friends in high school, right? → 你中學嗰陣有朋友㗎，係嘛？
- Oh, as a matter of fact, kurt smoller, → 哦，事實上，Kurt Smoller，
Who is the captain of the football team, → 佢係足球隊隊長，
Emailed me and invited me personally. → 電郵俾我，親自邀請我。
- Wow, you and a football captain, huh? → 嘩，你同足球隊長，吓？
- Yeah, yeah, we hung out. → 係，係，我哋一齊玩。
Okay, I tutored him in math. → 好，我教過佢數學。
- [chuckles] well, that's perfect. → 笑聲，咁就完美喇。
Now you can go back and show big, fat kurt smoller → 而家你可以返去俾大肥仔Kurt Smoller睇
That smart girls grow up pretty. → 聰明女大咗會變靚。
- Fine, I will go. → 好，我去。
- Excellent. - [sighs] → 好。 - 唉。
- Now let's bag old, uh, kathy griffin there, → 而家我哋收好嗰個，呃，Kathy Griffin，
Shall we? → 好唔好？
[both chuckle] → 兩個笑聲
Ready? - Yep. → 準備好？ - 好。
Nothing to it. → 冇難度。
- And now for two days, → 跟住兩日，
We get to pretend we're normal. → 我哋可以扮吓正常人。
- Leena. → Leena。
[echoing] Leena? → 回音 Leena？
Pete! → Pete！
I have a good name. → 我有個好名。
Hey, Leena. - Hey, Pete. → 喂，Leena。 - 喂，Pete。
- Wow, I didn't know the Warehouse → 嘩，我唔知倉庫
Had a canned-food aisle. → 有罐頭食品通道。
Ooh, red herrings, huh? → 哦，紅鯡魚，吓？
Bet that case was really hard to solve. → 肯定嗰單案好難破。
- Did you hurt your leg? → 你整親隻腳？
- I did. → 係。
I, uh, twisted it nabbing the griffin, → 我，呃，捉獅鷲嗰陣扭親，
Which I put on Artie's desk. → 我放咗喺Artie枱上。
I didn't see him or Claudia. → 我見唔到佢同Claudia。
- They're in hartford on a mission. → 佢哋喺Hartford做任務。
Pete, put that back. → Pete，放返低。
That's the original can of worms. → 嗰係原版嘅「一罐蟲」。
- All right, well, 3:00 on a friday, → 好，咁星期五三點，
So I'm calling it. → 我收工。
I will see you on monday. → 星期一見。
- Take care of that leg. → 小心你隻腳。
And you should stay in bed all weekend. → 你應該成個週末留喺床度。
- My plan exactly. → 我正係咁諗。
Ow, ow, ow. → 痛，痛，痛。
- I think that the donation is suspicious, that's all. → 我覺得嗰筆捐款好可疑，就係咁。
- I've done nothing wrong. → 我冇做錯任何嘢。
I gave money to fund free clinics across the country. → 我捐錢資助全國嘅免費診所。
That's a good thing. → 呢件係好事。
- Yeah, it's a good thing, → 係，係好事，
If you did it of your own free will, → 如果你係自願咁做，
But I get a feeling that your wife → 但我覺得你老婆
Wasn't too thrilled with that decision. → 對呢個決定唔係咁開心。
- Well, what makes you think that? → 咁，你點解咁諗？
Okay, she was upset with my sudden generosity, → 好，佢對我突然咁慷慨唔高興，
But that's because she didn't understand why I did it. → 但係因為佢唔明我點解咁做。
- Why did you do it? → 你點解咁做？
- I don't have to answer to you or my wife. → 我唔需要向你或者我老婆交代。
- Is there another woman? → 係咪有第二個女人？
- No. → 唔係。
There's only one woman for me. → 我只有一個女人。
- Okay. → 好。
Claudia, I think that we could be dealing → Claudia，我覺得我哋可能係對緊
With a home-wrecking artifact. → 一件破壞家庭嘅神器。
Two of the v.P.S have filed for divorce. → 有兩個副總裁申請咗離婚。
- Oh, make that three. → 哦，變三個。
The v.P. Of product operations → 產品營運副總裁
Just called off his engagement. → 啱啱取消咗婚約。
- You got that off the internet? → 你喺網上搵到？
- Social networking, but old school. → 社交網絡，但係老派方法。
Teri the receptionist is chatty. → 接待員Teri好八卦。
- Hansen's. So if, uh, lewis calls-- → Hansen嘅。所以如果，呃，Lewis打嚟——
- Listen, aside from these donations, → 聽住，除咗呢啲捐款，
What else do these truehart executives → 呢班Truehart高層仲有咩
Have in common? → 共同點？
- Well, one thing. → 嗯，一樣嘢。
I cross-checked their recent credit card charges. → 我交叉核對咗佢哋最近嘅信用卡簽賬。
Hansen's bar showed up on all three expense accounts. → Hansen's Bar 喺三個開支帳戶都出現咗。
- Can you pull up the receipts? → - 可唔可以拉啲收據出嚟？
- Observe. → - 睇住。
- Okay. → - 好。
Well, each of these guys met with the same person. → 呢幾個人個個都見過同一個人。
- You know that how? → - 你點知㗎？
- Because look, on each receipt, → - 因為你睇，每張收據都有
Apple mojito. → 蘋果莫希托。
Are any of these truehart executives not affected? → Truehart 嘅高層有冇邊個冇事？
- John donley. → - John Donley。
Oh, wait. Oh, pickles! → 哦，等陣。哦，酸瓜！
That was just him with teri. We should go warn him. → 佢只係同 Teri 一齊咋。我哋應該去警告佢。
- No, no, no, we should track him, → - 唔得唔得唔得，我哋應該跟蹤佢，
'cause he could be the mojito drinker. → 因為佢可能就係飲莫希托嗰個。
See if you can hack into the garage cameras-- → 睇吓可唔可以 hack 入停車場嘅閉路電視——
- Hey, teri. → - 喂，Teri。
John say where he was headed? → John 有冇話去邊？
- Hansen's bar for a drink with a client. → - Hansen's Bar 同客戶飲嘢。
You should try it. → 你應該試吓。
They have the best happy-hour clam bar. → 佢哋嘅歡樂時光蜆吧最正。
- You feel like clams? → - 你想食蜆？
- I feel a little clammy, yes. - Yeah, okay. → - 我有啲濕立立，係呀。 - 係啦，好。
- Let...Me... → - 等我...
Just...Say... → - 就咁講...
T.G.I.F. → 終於星期五啦。
Hey, sorry about the knee-- → 喂，唔好意思，膝頭哥——
Kind of, you know, limits my moves a little. → 有啲限制咗我嘅動作。
- No complaints, → - 冇投訴，
Unless you were faking it → 除非你扮嘢
So I had to do most of the work. → 搞到我要做晒啲功夫。
- Why-- → - 點解——
Why don't women ever believe me? → 點解女人永遠唔信我？
- Let's not get into that. → - 唔好講呢啲住。
Don't worry. → 唔使擔心。
We won't go dancing tonight. → 我哋今晚唔會去跳舞。
- Good... → - 好...
'cause there's nothing I want that isn't right here → 因為我想要嘅嘢都喺晒呢度
In this bed. → 呢張床上面。
- Go, scorpions! → - 衝呀，蠍子隊！
[laughing] → [笑聲]
- Megan. - Wait, let me guess. → - Megan。 - 等陣，等我估。
I have no idea. → 我完全唔知。
- Myka Bering. → - Myka Bering。
- Myka...
Great. → 好。
Okay, so tonight's cocktail party plus a room → 好，今晚嘅雞尾酒會加一間房
Is $120... → 係 120 蚊...
Unless of course you plan to hook up with someone → 除非你打算同人 hook up
And don't need the room. → 咁就唔使房。
- [chuckles] I'll take the room. → - [輕笑] 我要間房。
So, um, is, um... → 咁，呃，係咪...
Kurt smoller here yet? → Kurt Smoller 到咗未？
- Right over there. → - 喺嗰邊。
[pop music] → [流行音樂]
♪
Isn't it disgusting? → 係咪好嘔心？
He's in better shape and has more hair → 佢身形仲好過中學，頭髮又多啲
Than he did in high school. → 比起佢中學嗰陣。
- Yeah. → - 係呀。
- Oh, come on, give us a smile. → - 哦，嚟啦，笑一個啦。
- Just take the picture. → - 影相就得啦。
- There's the apple mojito. → - 蘋果莫希托出現咗。
- [sighs] we're dealing with a femme fatale. → - [嘆氣] 我哋係同一個蛇蠍美人打交道。
- I thought you were interested → - 我以為你對團體保險有興趣
In group insurance, miss andrews, → Andrews 小姐，
And if you're buying, I'm selling. → 如果你買，我就賣。
But if you're selling, I'm not buying. → 但如果你賣，我唔買。
- You haven't heard the whole pitch. → - 你未聽晒成個推銷。
- I've heard enough. → - 我聽夠啦。
I'm a happily married man. → 我係個幸福嘅已婚男人。
- And john's reaching for his briefcase. → - 而 John 伸手拎公事包。
Now he's walking out. → 佢而家行緊出去。
- Okay, I'm gonna follow him. → - 好，我跟住佢。
You stay here. - Whoa, flag on the play. → 你留喺度。 - 嘩，犯規啦。
Now he's heading back to her. → 佢而家返去搵佢。
- You fascinate me. → - 你令我著迷。
[pop music] → [流行音樂]
♪
- Excuse me. → - 唔好意思。
Could I get another vodka tonic, please? → 可唔可以俾多杯伏特加湯力我？
- Vodka tonic? → - 伏特加湯力？
That's a grown-up drink. → 呢啲係大人飲嘅嘢。
- Kurt. → - Kurt。
- Myka Bering, → - Myka Bering，
The algebra girl? - Yeah. → 代數女仔？ - 係呀。
- I'm glad you could make it. → - 我好開心你嚟到。
- Really? → - 真係？
Well, you know, I-I mostly came → 嗯，你知道啦，我主要係嚟
Because of that nice email that you sent me. → 因為你 send 俾我嗰封好嘅電郵。
- Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. → - 哦，哦，係呀係呀。
Uh, megan sent those out. → 呃，Megan 寄出去㗎。
We're co-chairs. → 我哋係聯合主席。
- Ah. → - 啊。
So you two still a couple? → 咁你哋兩個仲係一對？
- No, not since senior prom. → - 唔係，畢業舞會之後就冇啦。
I think once you see somebody vomit that much → 我覺得一旦你見到有人嘔咁多
For that long... → 嘔咁耐...
It changes everything. - [chuckles] → 一切都會變。 - [輕笑]
Well, maybe we should catch up sometime. → 嗯，或者我哋改日聚吓。
- Yeah, well, you want to join us for a drink? → - 係呀，嗯，你想同我哋一齊飲杯？
I mean, you remember the guys-- → 我意思係，你記唔記得班友——
Royboy and gabers and phil. → Royboy、Gabers 同 Phil。
- Yeah, I-I remember them. → - 係呀，我記得佢哋。
Maybe later. → 或者遲啲啦。
- Maybe later. → - 或者遲啲啦。
♪
- Okay, what the hell? → - 好，搞咩鬼？
- Well, she must be using some kind of seduction artifact. → - 嗯，佢一定係用咗某種誘惑神器。
There's so many that it could be-- → 有好多可能性——
Valentino's cigarette, → Valentino 嘅煙，
Helen of troy's cuff bracelet. → Helen of Troy 嘅手鐲。
You know, jfk had a-- → 你知道啦，JFK 有個——
He had a tie pin that drove women-- → 佢有個領帶夾令女人——
What the hell are you doing? → 你做緊咩？
- I'm setting an alarm, in case there's any activity → - 我 set 緊警報，以防 John 嘅銀行戶口
In john's bank account. → 有咩活動。
- Very good idea. → - 好主意。
[electricity crackling] → [電流聲]
- Whoa. → - 嘩。
You've still got some kick in you, huh? → 你仲有啲電喺度，係咪？
What was that about? → 頭先係點㗎？
[keys clacking] → [鍵盤聲]
- So, uh, sure you don't want a bowl of cereal? → - 咁，呃，你肯定唔要碗穀物片？
- Mm-mm. Just another bowl of you. → - 唔使。只要多一碗你。
- Ooh. → - 哦。
[pop music] → [流行音樂]
♪
- Hey, I'll have another one. → - 喂，我要多一杯。
♪
[dramatic music] → [戲劇性音樂]
- [groans] → - [呻吟]
♪
- [groaning] → - [呻吟]
[pop music] → [流行音樂]
♪
- [gasps] → - [吸氣]
[breathing heavily] → [喘氣]
- Whoa. → - 嘩。
[cell phone rings] → [電話鈴聲]
- Hello, is this Pete? → - 喂，係咪 Pete？
- Whoa. → - 嘩。
Well, I-I'm not sure. → 嗯，我唔肯定。
I mean, is this, uh, Myka? → 我意思係，係咪 Myka？
- I don't know. → - 我唔知。
I-I look like Pete, → 我睇落似 Pete，
But I don't feel like Pete. → 但我 feel 唔似 Pete。
- You feel like me, right? → - 你 feel 似我，係咪？
I-I mean, like... → 我意思係，似...
Myka. → Myka。
- Pete...
What the hell happened? → 發生咩事？
- Uh... → - 呃...
Jeez, I-I don't know. → 天呀，我唔知。
I would say we, uh... → 我會話我哋，呃...
Switched bodies. → 交換咗身體。
- Pete? → - Pete？
- Oh, yeah, we definitely switched bodies. → - 哦，係呀，我哋 definitely 交換咗身體。
- Pete, get your hands off my breasts. → - Pete，你隻手放開我個胸。
- Myka, how'd you know that? → - Myka，你點知㗎？
- Because you're still you, and I'm still me, → - 因為你仲係你，我仲係我，
Even though we're in different bodies. → 雖然我哋喺唔同嘅身體入面。
Okay, we got to figure--ow! → 好，我哋要搞清楚——哎呀！
- Myka, what is it? → - Myka，做咩？
- You really did hurt your knee. → - 你真係整親膝頭哥。
- Okay, this body whammy → - 好，呢個身體交換
Is definitely artifact-related. → definitely 同神器有關。
I mean, I saw a flash of the griffin. → 我意思係，我見到 Griffin 閃過。
- Me too, Pete. → - 我都係，Pete。
Okay, now, we've got to get back to the Warehouse. → 好，我哋而家要返去 Warehouse。
- Here's your drink, miss. → - 小姐，你杯嘢。
- Hold on. → - 等陣。
Hey, pal, uh, how many of those have I had? → 喂，老友，呃，我飲咗幾杯？
- This'll be four. → - 呢杯係第四杯。
- Ah. → - 啊。
Holy crap. → 頂。
Myka, listen, I drank three... → Myka，聽住，我飲咗三杯...
[sniffs] → [聞]
I drank three vodka tonics. → 我飲咗三杯伏特加湯力。
- No, no, no, Pete. → - 唔得唔得唔得，Pete。
I drank three vodka tonics. → 係我飲咗三杯伏特加湯力。
- Okay, so y-you feel my knee pain, → - 好，所以你 feel 到我膝頭痛，
And I feel your booze buzz. → 而我 feel 到你嘅酒意。
- Oh, my god, Pete, I am so sorry. → - 天啊，Pete，我好對唔住。
I would've had juice if I'd have known → 如果我知我哋會交換身體
We were gonna switch bodies. → 我就會飲果汁。
- This is gonna be tough to explain → - 呢個好難解釋
At my next a.A. Meeting. → 喺我下次嘅匿名戒酒會。
- Promise me you won't drink any more. → - 應承我唔好再飲。
- Don't worry, I remember this feeling, → - 唔使擔心，我記得呢種感覺，
And it doesn't end well. → 同埋結局唔會好。
- And don't drive, okay? → - 同埋唔好揸車，好嗎？
You're a bad enough driver already. → 你本身已經係個好差嘅司機。
I'll come get you. It's not that far. → 我嚟接你。唔係好遠。
- Who's that on the phone? → - 邊個打電話嚟？
- Pete. → - Pete。
- Hey, is that kelly? → - 喂，係咪 Kelly？
- Myka. → - Myka。
I mean, it's my-- my partner, Myka. → 我意思係，我嘅——我拍檔，Myka。
It's the girl. → 係個女仔。
Myka, hi, uh, hmm, yes, → Myka，嗨，呃，嗯，係呀，
I will go to the office → 我返公司一趟
To pick up the file. → 拎份文件
I'll be there in about three hours, okay? → 大概三個鐘就到，好唔好？
And in the meantime, don't do anything that I wouldn't do, → 呢段時間，唔好做啲我唔會做嘅嘢
And I mean that. → 我講真㗎
- Hey, the same goes for you. → - 喂，你都係啊
- Kelly, I got to go. → - Kelly，我要走啦
- Now? → - 而家？
But we were gonna spend the whole weekend together. → 我哋本來打算成個週末一齊過㗎
- I know. → - 我知
I'm, uh--you know, the I.R.S. Never sleeps. → 我，呃——你知啦，稅局係唔會休息㗎
So, um, I'll be back as soon as I can. → 所以，我會盡快返嚟
- May I remind you that you still owe me one? → - 我提你一句，你仲欠我一次㗎？
Why don't we even out the score before you leave? → 不如你走之前同我扯平先？
- Oh, gosh. → - 哎呀
Uh, no, no, I-- → 呃，唔，唔，我——
No, I'm sorry. → 唔，對唔住
I-I wish I could, sweetie... → 我——我都想，甜心……
Pie... → 批……
Cake. → 蛋糕
But I just wouldn't be able to... → 但我真係冇辦法……
Concentrate. → 集中精神
- Oh. → - 哦
Okay. → 好
Fine. → 得
Go. → 去啦
- Sorry. → - 對唔住
Mwah. → 啜
I'll--I'll call you from the road. → 我——我路上打俾你
And it's not like I'm a guy → 我唔係嗰啲男人
Saying I'll call you. → 話會打俾你就算
I mean it. → 我講真㗎
- Okay. → - 好
- Oh, my god, I have got to put a shirt on. → - 天啊，我要著返件衫先
Bye. → 拜拜
- What have I said about the rockies all season? → - 我成季都話洛磯隊點樣？
It all comes down to-- → 一切都關乎——
- Pitching. → - 投手
Yep. → 係
Runs don't matter. → 得分冇用
The rocks can't win without the bullpen. → 冇牛棚，洛磯隊贏唔到
- Exactly what I was gonna say. → - 我正想咁講
- Mm-hmm. - Let me get you a chair. → - 嗯 - 我幫你拎張凳
- Hey, hey, hey. Too slow. → - 喂喂喂，太慢啦
[laughter] → [笑聲]
Anyway, with de la rosa and jimenez, → 總之，有de la rosa同jimenez
You have strength-- → 你就有實力——
Strength on the, uh-- [clears throat] on the mound. → 投手丘上嘅實力
But depth? → 但深度呢？
Man, I don't think so. → 老友，我唔係咁睇
- Clearly she knows more than you guys. → - 明顯佢比你們幾個都識嘢
- Ooh, anyone want hot wings? → - 喂，有冇人要辣雞翼？
Hey, sam, wing us. [clears throat] → 喂，Sam，掟過嚟 [清喉嚨]
- Did it go through? → - 搞掂未？
- It's done. → - 搞掂咗
[computer chirps] → [電腦響]
- Well, looky that. → - 喂，睇下呢
He just marked a $3 million chunk of bonds → 佢啱啱標記咗三百萬債券
To sell when the market opens. → 等開市就賣
- And she's sending him away. - Why would she do that? → - 而佢送個男人走 - 點解佢要咁做？
- Because she got what she wanted. → - 因為佢得到想要嘅嘢
I'm going in. → 我入去
But first, precautions... → 但先做防護措施……
To neutralize any tainted cigarette smoke. → 中和任何受污染嘅煙味
This should block any pheromone-related → 呢個應該可以阻隔任何費洛蒙相關
Or perfume-borne substances. → 或者香水帶嚟嘅物質
And just to be safe, → 為咗安全起見
These are in-ear noise cancelers → 呢啲係入耳式降噪耳機
That will void → 可以消除
Any kind of siren-related artifacts, → 任何警笛相關嘅干擾
And that should be that. → 咁就搞掂
Cover me. → 掩護我
Pardon me, miss, I'm a federal agent. → 唔好意思小姐，我係聯邦探員
And I know that you somehow → 我知道你用某種方法
Forced executives from truehart → 逼Truehart嘅高層
To donate to free clinics, and before you deny it, → 捐錢俾免費診所，你唔好否認
We just traced some activity on john donley's bank account. → 我哋啱啱追蹤到John Donley銀行戶口嘅活動
- That's some pickup line. → - 呢句開場白都幾得意
- Something has entered your life → - 有啲嘢進入咗你嘅生活
That's giving you power over men. → 令你對男人有控制力
I know that. → 我知
And I want to know what that thing is, → 我想知係乜嘢
Because you've been abusing that power, haven't you? → 因為你一直濫用呢種力量，係咪？
- I'm not the bad guy here. → - 我唔係壞人
In fact, once you get to know me, → 其實，你認識我之後
I'm actually quite nice. → 我係幾好相處㗎
- Oh, your charms aren't gonna work on me, lady. → - 喂，你嘅魅力對我冇用㗎，小姐
Sorry. → 對唔住
- You sure you don't see something you like? → - 你肯定冇見到自己鍾意嘅嘢？
- No, I'm here on business. → - 唔係，我嚟係做正經嘢
It's time you start answering my questions. → 你係時候答我問題
It's done. → 搞掂咗
- That's why you're the master. → - 所以你係大師
Did you get the artifact? - No, no, she's clean. → 拎到件嘢未？ - 冇，佢好乾淨
Let's go. → 走啦
- Hold on. → - 等陣
So, Artie, what's our next move? Who's our next suspect? → 咁Artie，我哋下一步點做？下個疑犯係邊個？
- I told you, the investigation is over. → - 我話過你知，調查完咗
- Well, those men gave their fortunes away. → - 但嗰啲男人捐晒身家喎
- For a good cause. - You stay away from her. → - 為咗好事 - 你離佢遠啲
- What? - She's mine. → - 咩話？ - 佢係我嘅
- Artie! → - Artie！
- Back off, donley. She loves me now. → - 退後，Donley。佢而家愛我
- What? Artie? → - 咩話？Artie？
- I am gonna tesla him until he is impotent. → - 我要用Tesla電到佢不舉
- Artie, stop. She's gotten to you. → - Artie，停手。佢影響咗你
- Just stay out of this. → - 你唔好理
- I'm taking you down. → - 我要拉你落嚟
- Guys, listen. - Claudia, get out of my way. → - 各位，聽講 - Claudia，唔好阻住
- Hey, that's her car. → - 喂，佢架車
Lauren! → Lauren！
Lauren, wait for me! Lauren! → Lauren，等我！Lauren！
- Oh, my god. Oh, my god. → - 天啊，天啊
Call 911! → 打999！
- Oh, my god. → - 天啊
She should be more careful. She could get hurt. → 佢應該小心啲，會受傷㗎
- [sighs, belches] - Seriously, though, → - [嘆氣，打嗝] - 講真
You--you actually like the three stooges? → 你——你真係鍾意三個傻佬？
- Yeah. → - 係
- Who's your favorite joe? → - 你最鍾意邊個Joe？
- Well, I would have to go with besser → - 我會揀Besser
Over de rita, → 多過De Rita
Although nobody can hold a candle to curly. → 雖然冇人可以同Curly比
"nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. A wise guy, eh?" → 「Nyuk nyuk nyuk，醒目仔係咪？」
[rolls tongue] → [捲舌]
[chuckles] → [笑]
[barking] → [狗吠]
[laughs] → [笑]
- Okay, don't take this the wrong way, → - 好，唔好誤會
But until tonight, I had no idea → 但直到今晚，我完全唔知
You were so much fun. → 你咁好玩
- Dude, until tonight, I wasn't that much fun. → - 老友，直到今晚，我都冇咁好玩
- Okay, there's something special happening here, right? → - 好，呢度有啲特別嘢發生緊，係咪？
Do you feel this? → 你感覺到嗎？
- You don't know the half of it. → - 你唔知一半
Dude. → 老友
What the hell? → 搞咩鬼？
- I thought you wanted me to. → - 我以為你想我咁做
- No! Jeez! → - 唔係！天啊！
Crap. → 死火
I'm a chick. → 我係女仔
- Pete! → - Pete！
- I got to go. → - 我要走啦
Ugh. → 唉
- Okay. → - 好
O-okay, Pete, Pete, Pete. → 好——好，Pete，Pete，Pete
Just let me do it. → 等我嚟做
- Jeez, I haven't had a drink in eight years. → - 天啊，我八年冇飲過酒
The buzz lasts a little bit longer than I remember. → 醉意比我想像中持久
- Oh, is that why you kissed my high-school crush? → - 哦，所以你錫咗我中學暗戀嘅人？
- Ow, I didn't kiss him. He kissed me. → - 喂，我冇錫佢，係佢錫我
- Wait, kurt likes me? → - 等陣，Kurt鍾意我？
- No, he likes me. → - 唔係，佢鍾意我
He thinks you're a giganto-nerd. → 佢覺得你係超級書呆子
- Right. → - 啱
We'll fix this. → 我哋搞返掂
- Whoa, me first, I gotta take a leak. → - 喂，我先，我要去小便
- Don't forget to sit down. → - 記得坐低
And don't touch anything. → 同埋唔好掂任何嘢
- Dark reeling feeling... → - 黑暗旋轉嘅感覺……
- Artie, I just found something huge. → - Artie，我啱啱發現好大件事
- What rhymes with "adorable"? → - 「可愛」押咩韻？
- Deplorable. → - 可恥
- No. → - 唔係
More--more able to-- passionate. → 更——更有能力——熱情
- Stop writing poetry. - No, I can't stop. → - 唔好再寫詩 - 唔得，我停唔到
- Hey, I need your brain. → - 喂，我需要你個腦
I just found out lauren's brother died → 我啱啱發現Lauren嘅細佬死咗
Six months ago of liver disease. → 六個月前，肝病
His request for a transplant → 佢嘅移植申請
Was denied by his insurance. → 俾保險公司拒絕咗
Do you want to guess who the provider was? → 你想估下邊間保險公司？
- Truehart. → - Truehart
- Yes. - So it was a revenge thing. → - 係 - 所以係報復
And who can blame her? → 又點可以怪佢？
- We can! - No. → - 我哋可以！ - 唔得
- Apparently the money's not enough. → - 明顯錢唔夠
She wants their lives. - You know, when I see her, → 佢要佢哋嘅命 - 你知唔知，當我見到佢
I'll ask her to stop wanting their lives, → 我會叫佢唔好再要佢哋嘅命
And she'll do it because she's sweet. → 佢會聽因為佢好甜
- Holy gams, batman, that's how she's doing it. → - 天啊，Batman，佢就係咁做
- "rangel"? - Artie, look at this. → - 「Rangel」？ - Artie，睇呢度
You touched lauren's leg. John donley touched it too. → 你掂過Lauren嘅腳，John Donley都掂過
- I think "adorable" is better. - Look at that. → - 我覺得「可愛」好啲 - 睇下呢度
- Don't show me another man groping my lauren. → - 唔好俾我睇第二個男人摸我嘅Lauren
- Oh, that man's in the hospital → - 喂，嗰個男人喺醫院
With five broken ribs, and you could be next. → 斷咗五條肋骨，你可能係下一個
What can you tell me about lauren's leg? → 你講到Lauren嘅腳有咩特別？
- That the only thing that stops it going on forever → - 唯一令佢唔會永遠落去嘅
Is the floor. → 係地板
Silky smooth and subtly soft. → 絲滑柔順，隱約軟滑
Ooh, I like "subtly soft." → 哦，我鍾意「隱約軟滑」
Silky smooth. → 絲滑柔順
- Ah, so maybe it's a body cream → - 啊，可能係身體乳霜
That she's using to turn men into stalkers. → 佢用嚟令男人變跟蹤狂
- Stalker... → - 跟蹤狂……
No. → 唔係
Would a stalker go to her house in the middle of the night → 跟蹤狂會半夜去佢屋企
To read her poetry? → 讀詩俾佢聽？
- Oh, Artie, you can't go over there... → - 哦，Artie，你唔可以去佢度……
Without a shower. → 冇沖涼。
You're all stinky from artifact hunting. → 你成身臭晒，搵古物搵到咁。
- Oh, yes, it has been a long day. → - 係呀，今日真係好長。
- Gamy, right? → - 好大陣味，係咪？
- Take a shower, yeah, but not a cold one. → - 沖涼啦，但唔好沖凍水。
- Well, Leena's looking into it, → - 喂，Leena 喺度查緊，
But what do we do in the meantime? → 但我哋而家可以做啲咩？
- Let's go over the griffin. → - 我哋睇返個獅鷲。
There could be something. → 可能會有啲嘢。
All right. → 好。
Just-- → 只係——
A metal flap. → 一塊金屬片。
That's it. → 就係咁。
Is it? → 係咩？
- Yes. Yes, it means it's--it's a bookend → - 係。係，即係話佢係——係一個書擋
And not a statue. → 而唔係雕像。
- And bookends come in pairs. → - 書擋係一對嘅。
- And if there's another one, the thief probably has it. → - 如果有另一個，個賊好大機會攞咗。
- He could be anywhere by now. → - 佢而家可能去咗邊度都唔知。
- No, uh, wait, Leena said → - 唔係，喂，等陣，Leena 話
That when she put the griffin down → 佢放低個獅鷲嗰陣
It rotated. → 佢轉咗。
[gasps] → [倒抽一口氣]
- It--it looks like-- like it's pointing, → - 佢——佢睇落好似——好似指緊方向，
Like--like a compass. → 好似——好似指南針咁。
- Well, maybe it'll lead us to its mate → - 咁可能佢會帶我哋去搵佢個伴侶
In some dualistic attraction. → 有啲二元吸引力咁。
Come on, let's hit the road. → 嚟啦，我哋出發。
Oh, and could you change out of my dress? → 哦，你可唔可以換咗我條裙？
I just bought that today. → 我今日先買㗎。
- Jeez. → - 天啊。
[cell phone rings] → [電話鈴聲]
[gasps] → [倒抽一口氣]
Oh, that's--that's kelly. → 哦，係——係 Kelly。
- Oh, shoot. → - 哎呀。
I said I'd call her. → 我話過會打俾佢。
- Aha. → - 哈。
So it's not just a guy thing. → 原來唔係得男仔先會咁。
- Hi, kelly. → - 喂，Kelly。
Yeah, it's--it's me... → 係，係——係我……
Pete. → Pete。
Um... → 嗯……
Hey, you know, I-I know that I said that I'd call you, → 喂，你知啦，我——我知我話過會打俾你，
But I forgot. → 但我唔記得咗。
And, uh, so I want to make-- → 同埋，嗯，所以我想補償——
I want to make it up to you with this promise. → 我想用呢個承諾補償返俾你。
- What? No promises. → - 咩話？唔好亂承諾。
No, Myka. → 唔好，Myka。
Myka, no promises. → Myka，唔好亂承諾。
- Uh, yes, let me-- → - 嗯，係，等我——
Let me get someplace private. → 等我搵個私人啲嘅地方。
- Fresh as a daisy → - 清新到似朵花
And a little less formal → 又冇咁正式
And slightly slimming. → 仲顯瘦啲。
- And all you need is your hat. → - 你只係爭頂帽。
- Ooh, good idea. → - 哦，好主意。
All right-- what are you doing? → 好——你做緊咩？
No, Claudia! - Knock, knock. → 唔好，Claudia！ - 敲門，敲門。
Just like old times. → 好似以前咁。
- Claudia! → - Claudia！
- It's for your own protection, Artie. → - 係為咗保護你咋，Artie。
I'm going to lauren's to do what Warehouse agents do-- → 我要去 Lauren 度做倉庫探員要做嘅嘢——
Get the artifact. → 攞返件古物。
- If you hurt lauren, I will hunt you down. → - 如果你傷害 Lauren，我會追到你上天落地。
- Mm-hmm. → - 嗯哼。
Pwned. → 完勝。
- God, how can you stand this hair? → - 天，你點頂得住呢啲頭髮㗎？
I just want to cut it off. → 我真係想剪咗佢。
- You do that, and I will shave your entire body. → - 你咁做，我就剃晒你全身。
- Ugh. - Use the hair tie. → - 唉。 - 用條橡筋。
It's on my right arm. → 喺我右手臂。
- So--I just thought it was an ugly bracelet. → - 哦——我仲以為係條醜樣嘅手鏈。
So what do--what do I do? → 咁我——我應該點做？
- Turn. → - 轉身。
- [sighs] so what'd you promise kelly? → - [嘆氣] 咁你應承咗 Kelly 啲咩？
- Well, you will find out. → - 你會知㗎。
Oh, my god, your hands are so clumsy. → 天啊，你對手真係好笨拙。
- Ow! → - 哎呀！
- There. → - 得咗。
Look at that. → 睇下。
- What is it doing? → - 佢做緊咩？
- Hey. → - 喂。
You have the other griffin. → 你有另一個獅鷲。
- You were right. There are two of 'em. → - 你啱咗。真係有兩個。
Security guard. → 保安。
You and the thief were working together. → 你同個賊係一夥嘅。
- Wrong again. → - 又錯。
We are together. → 我哋係一對。
And we've been looking all over town for you. → 我哋成個鎮搵緊你。
- I really don't like where this is going. → - 我真係唔鍾意呢個發展。
- I need the other griffin now. → - 我而家就要另一個獅鷲。
- No! First you show us-- → - 唔得！你先俾我哋睇——
- There's no time. → - 冇時間啦。
- Myka, grab the griffin. → - Myka，攞住個獅鷲。
Whoa, I'm me again. → 嘩，我變返自己。
Myka, where are you? → Myka，你喺邊？
- I'm back to myself. → - 我變返自己。
- This just got easier. → - 咁就易搞好多。
- Wrong. He's the nice one. → - 錯。佢係好人嗰個。
- So am I. → - 我都係。
- Now we're sharing one body too. → - 而家我哋都共用一個身體。
Pete? → Pete？
Pete, we have got to fix this. → Pete，我哋一定要搞返掂呢件事。
- Yeah, tell me about it. → - 係，仲使講。
- Oh, hi. I work with Artie. → - 哦，嗨。我同 Artie 一齊做嘢。
- Get out of here. - No can do. → - 你走啦。 - 冇得傾。
Two men are in the hospital, and you're still on the loose. → 兩個人入咗醫院，你仲喺度逍遙法外。
- That wasn't my fault. → - 唔關我事㗎。
- I saw you hit john donley with your car. → - 我見到你用車撞 John Donley。
- That wasn't me driving. - Then who was it? → - 唔係我揸車。 - 咁係邊個？
- Me. → - 我。
- Told you to get out of here. → - 叫你走㗎啦。
- [groaning] → - [呻吟]
Sharing the same body now. Great. → 而家仲要共用一個身體。正呀。
Should make Myka do this. → 應該叫 Myka 做呢樣嘢。
[grunts] → [咕噥]
- Really? → - 真係？
Just when I could've used the upper-body strength. → 偏偏喺我需要上身力量嘅時候。
[knock at door] → [敲門聲]
[breathing heavily] → [喘氣]
- Hey, you're still up. → - 喂，你仲未瞓。
- Kurt. → - Kurt。
This is a really bad time for a booty call. → 呢個時候嚟搵食真係唔啱時候。
- What makes you think it's a booty call? → - 點解你覺得係嚟搵食？
- Well, what else would it be? → - 咁唔係仲可以係咩？
- Busted. → - 穿煲。
Can I come in? → 我可唔可以入嚟？
- No, no, you can't. → - 唔得，唔得，你唔可以。
And just believe me when I say it's not you, it's me. → 你信我，唔關你事，係我問題。
- Myka, I promise, I just want to talk. → - Myka，我保證，我只係想傾偈。
- The lady said good night. → - 位小姐話晚安啦。
- Wait, Myka didn't tell me she was involved. → - 等陣，Myka 冇話俾我知佢有拖手。
- You went for it, man. → - 你夠膽去馬喎，老友。
That's cool. Now get lost. → 幾好。而家走啦。
- Look, man, you really don't have to do this. → - 喂，老友，你真係唔使咁做。
I'm not after you. → 我唔係追你。
- I'm not taking any chances → - 我唔會冒險
Until lauren and I are on that plane. → 直到 Lauren 同我上到飛機。
- What plane? → - 咩飛機？
- One that's taking us far away, my love. → - 帶我哋去好遠嘅地方，親愛嘅。
- I don't want to go anywhere with you, howard. → - 我唔想同你去任何地方，Howard。
- You do. → - 你想㗎。
You're just distracted by all these people. → 你只係俾呢啲人搞到分心。
- Is that why you handcuffed me? → - 所以你先鎖住我？
- I won't allow any of these other men → - 我唔會俾任何其他男人
To steal you away. → 搶走你。
I'm gonna go pack your bags, → 我去幫你執行李，
And then we'll get out of here. → 然後我哋就走。
- I am so sorry. → - 我好對唔住。
I had no idea these guys would turn violent. → 我完全冇諗過呢班人會咁暴力。
- Yeah, well, just let me think about this for a minute. → - 係囉，等我諗下先。
- If Artie is a federal agent, won't he come after you? → - 如果 Artie 係聯邦探員，佢唔會追你咩？
- He would... → - 佢會……
Except I kind of handcuffed him in his hotel room. → 不過我有啲鎖咗佢喺酒店房。
Fastest-working karma ever. → 報應嚟得最快。
- Karma. Yeah, that's how this whole thing got started. → - 報應。係，成件事就係咁開始。
I wanted that insurance company to pay back to others → 我想間保險公司賠返俾其他人
What they took from me. → 佢哋搶走我嘅嘢。
I never wanted anyone hurt. → 我從來冇想過傷害任何人。
- So how are you doing it? → - 咁你點做到㗎？
I mean, it's something to do with your legs, right? → 我意思係，同你對腳有關，係咪？
- Stockings. → - 絲襪。
I don't know why or how they work, → 我唔知點解或者點樣運作，
But when men touch them, they'll do anything I ask. → 但男人掂到佢哋，就會聽我話。
- Which is cool... → - 咁都幾好……
You know, until they become obsessed stalkers, → 你知啦，直到佢哋變成痴線跟蹤狂，
And you can't control them. → 你控制唔到佢哋。
Where are the stockings now? → 啲絲襪而家喺邊？
- On a rod in the bathroom. → - 喺浴室條桿度。
- Oh. → - 哦。
Right. → 明白。
- Like I don't know how to improvise an electromagnet. → - 好似我唔識整臨時電磁鐵咁。
I was doing this → 我識呢樣嘢嗰陣
When macgyver was still trapped in his crib. → MacGyver 仲喺佢張床仔度困住。
Now come to papa. → 而家過嚟爸爸度。
Ah. → 啊。
Oh, yes, come to papa. → 哦，係，過嚟爸爸度。
Yes, yes. → 係，係。
Come, baby. Come, come, come. → 嚟啦，寶貝。嚟，嚟，嚟。
Yes. → 係。
Okay. → 好。
And this is only one of 23 ways → 呢個只係其中一種
That I could have escaped. → 我可以逃走嘅方法。
- [groans] I don't feel so good. → - [呻吟] 我覺得唔係幾舒服。
- We can help. → - 我哋可以幫手。
Just tell us what to-- - The griffins. → 話俾我哋知要做咩—— - 獅鷲。
- I got them. They're right here. → - 我攞到啦。喺度。
- Quick-- this is bad. → - 快——呢個唔對路。
[groans] → [呻吟]
- Just tell us what to do. → - 話俾我哋知要做咩。
- You... - Just... → - 你…… - 只係……
[both groan, scream] → [兩人同時呻吟、尖叫]
- Oh. → - 哦。
Oh, oh, oh. → 哦，哦，哦。
Oh, I sure wish he'd... → 哦，我真係希望佢……
- Finished that sentence. → - 講完句嘢。
- All set. By this time tomorrow, → - 搞掂晒。聽日呢個時候，
We'll be relaxing in a villa near lisboa. → 我哋就會喺里斯本附近嘅別墅休息。
And as for you... → 至於你……
- Lauren, come on, say something. → Lauren，快啲講嘢啦。
- Howard, don't hurt her. → Howard，唔好傷害佢。
- I have no choice. She would get between us. → 我冇得揀。佢會阻住我哋。
And I can't allow anything to come between us. → 我唔可以畀任何嘢阻住我哋。
You? → 你？
- You? → - 你？
- [groaning] → - [呻吟聲]
- Lauren, are you all right? → - Lauren，你冇事呀嘛？
- Yes, but what did you do to him? → - 冇事，但你對佢做咗啲咩？
- Temporary blindness. → - 暫時性失明咋。
This is a shard from the lens → 呢塊係鏡片碎片
Of the pharos lighthouse, alexandria. → 嚟自亞歷山大港嘅法羅斯燈塔。
And there's the phoenix. → 仲有鳳凰。
Oh, so many things that I could show you. → 唉，有咁多嘢我想話畀你知。
- Artie, thank god. He was about to shoot me and-- → - Artie，好彩你嚟咗。佢啱啱差啲開槍射我仲——
- Claudia. → - Claudia。
That prism was meant for you. → 嗰塊棱鏡係為你準備㗎。
She thought that she could outsmart me, → 佢以為自己可以呃到我，
But I've got moves she's never even dreamt of. → 但我有嘅招數佢連發夢都諗唔到。
We're out of here. → 我哋走啦。
- No, no, first unlock Claudia. → - 唔得唔得，先解開Claudia。
- Unlock the girl that tried to come between us? → - 解開個想阻住我哋嘅女仔？
Never. → 冇可能。
Let's go. → 走啦。
- Leena, you're out last hope. → - Leena，你係我哋最後嘅希望。
We just learned the hard way → 我哋啱啱先親身學到
That two things can't occupy the same space. → 兩樣嘢係唔可以佔據同一個空間。
- Okay, I looked into split personalities, → - 好，我查過人格分裂，
Which led me to robert louis stevenson, → 跟住查到羅拔·路易斯·史蒂文森，
Who wrote dr. Jekyll and mr. Hyde. → 佢寫咗《變身怪醫》。
Going through his notes, → 睇佢啲筆記嗰陣，
I found a picture of him in his study. → 我發現咗一張佢喺書房嘅相。
- Can we move this along? → - 可唔可以快啲？
I'm starting to get a really... → 我開始覺得好...
- Bad vibe. → - 唔妥。
So that's what vibes feel like. → 原來唔妥嘅感覺係咁㗎。
Huh. → 吓。
- On the shelf behind him, → - 佢後面個書架上面，
There's two bookends. → 有兩個書擋。
- Griffins? → - 獅鷲？
- No, one is an eagle. → - 唔係，一個係鷹。
And the other is a lion. → 另一個係獅子。
It seemed like such a coincidence-- → 好似好巧合咁——
- Maybe the bookends on the mantel → - 可能壁爐上面嘅書擋
Are in an inactive state. → 係處於休眠狀態。
What if the heads can be switched, → 如果個頭可以調轉，
And the duality... - Could be reversed? → 咁個二元性... - 就可以逆轉？
We need to make the eagle and the lion whole again. → 我哋要令鷹同獅子變返完整。
I'll call you back. - Okay. → 我遲啲打返畀你。 - 好。
- It worked. → - 得咗。
- All right. Come on, birdie. → - 好嘢。嚟啦，雀仔。
- You'll have to kill me. → - 你要殺咗我先得。
Nothing but a bullet will stop me → 除非用子彈，
From trying to be with lauren. → 否則我點都會繼續纏住Lauren。
- Artie, don't. → - Artie，唔好。
- Lauren, go get the stockings, now! → - Lauren，快啲去拎對絲襪！
- I know exactly how you feel, howard. → - 我好明白你嘅感受，Howard。
- Then you know I'll follow her to the ends of the earth. → - 咁你就知我會跟佢去到天涯海角。
- As would I. → - 我都係。
Get on your knees. I'll make it quick. → 跪低。我會快手啲。
- Artie, stop this! You're not a cold-blooded killer! → - Artie，停手！你唔係一個冷血殺手㗎！
Lauren! → Lauren！
- Come on, little birdie. → - 嚟啦，小雀仔。
- Got it. → - 拎到喇。
- Oh, yeah, that's 'cause I loosened it for you. → - 哦，係呀，因為我幫你整鬆咗。
Put the eagle head on the eagle. → 將鷹頭放返上鷹度。
- Okay. → - 好。
[both groaning] → [兩人呻吟聲]
- Just get it over with. → - 快啲搞掂佢啦。
- What do I do with them? → - 我點處理佢哋？
- Put a run in them. Use your nails, anything. → - 整穿佢哋。用你啲指甲，咩都得。
- Then the lion head on the... → - 然後獅子頭放返上...
- Oh, my god. → - 天啊。
Howard, are you okay? → Howard，你冇事呀嘛？
- I'm not sure. → - 我唔肯定。
My eyes hurt, ow. → 我對眼好痛，唉。
Oh, my god, I've got to get home to my wife. → 天啊，我要返屋企搵我老婆。
- That was too close. → - 真係好險。
- In so many ways. → - 好多方面都係。
So I guess we can't even pretend → 所以我諗我哋連扮正常
To be normal, huh? → 都扮唔到，係咪？
- Normal... → - 正常...
Not really in our wheelhouse. → 真係唔係我哋嘅強項。
- [chuckles] → - [笑]
Both: Good job. → 兩個：做得好。
- [laughs] → - [笑]
- Hey, look, I found the artifact. → - 喂，睇下，我搵到件文物。
- Where did you get those? → - 你喺邊度拎到呢啲嘢？
- My great-grandfather's estate. → - 我太爺嘅遺產。
- More details. → - 講多啲細節。
You turned several of us into blabbering fools. → 你搞到我哋幾個變咗傻仔。
I'd like to know how. → 我想知點解。
Who was your great-grandfather? → 你太爺係邊個？
- He was a diplomat during world war I. → - 佢係第一次世界大戰期間嘅外交官。
They were in a box with a card. → 呢啲嘢放喺一個盒入面，仲有張卡。
"souviens-toi de moi, mon amour." → "souviens-toi de moi， mon amour."
- "remember me, my love." → - "記住我，我嘅愛人。"
World war I? - Yeah. → 第一次世界大戰？ - 係。
- And the card-- was it signed "margaretha"? → - 張卡係咪簽咗"Margaretha"？
- Yes. → - 係。
How did you know that? → 你點知㗎？
- Margaretha zelle. → - Margaretha Zelle。
Otherwise known as mata hari. → 即係Mata Hari。
- The spy? → - 個間諜？
- And a world-class seductress. → - 仲係世界級嘅誘惑者。
There's no way to tell whether they worked on her → 冇辦法知道係呢啲嘢影響咗佢，
Or she worked on them. → 定係佢影響咗呢啲嘢。
Either way, they worked. → 總之，佢哋有效。
- I need to call the hospital, → - 我要打去醫院，
Find out if john donley's okay. → 睇下John Donley有冇事。
I hope he doesn't have his company's insurance. → 希望佢冇買佢公司嘅保險。
- And "clartie" saves the day. → - 同埋"Clartie"救咗場。
- Kiddo, I want to thank you → - 細路，我想多謝你
For focusing on your job and trying to protect me. → 專注做你嘅工作同埋想保護我。
- Well, I learned from the master. → - 我係跟師傅學㗎。
You know, the keys are over there. → 你知㗎，鎖匙喺嗰邊。
- From here, I can count → - 由呢度數起，
Eight ways that you can escape. → 我見到八個你可以逃走嘅方法。
- Okay, look, I'm really sorry I-- → - 好，我其實好對唔住我——
- The spatula, make that nine. → - 個鑊鏟，加埋九個。
Claudia...
Knock, knock. → 叩，叩。
- Oh. → - 哦。
Open. → 開門。
- Then the thief walks into the jewelry store, right? → - 然後個賊行入珠寶店，係咪？
Asks the clerk to see something pricey. → 叫個店員俾佢睇啲貴嘢。
The clerk turns around. → 個店員轉身。
Poof, he turns into the other one. → 噗一聲，佢就變咗另一個。
I got to say, it's a pretty cool plan. → 我話你知，呢個計劃真係幾正。
- Yeah, until they exploded, it was perfect. → - 係呀，直到佢哋爆炸之前，都係完美嘅。
- Now the griffins are back in their dormant state? → - 而家獅鷲返咗休眠狀態？
- Yes, the eagle and the lion. → - 係，鷹同獅子。
- And the Myka and the Pete. → - 同埋Myka同Pete。
- Hey, um, I, uh... → - 喂，我，呃...
I'll be right back. → 我返嚟先。
[pop music] → [流行音樂]
♪
Hey. → 喂。
- Hey. → - 喂。
Where's your boyfriend? → 你男朋友呢？
- Oh, I don't have one. → - 哦，我冇男朋友。
- All right, obviously you're seeing someone. → - 好，咁你明顯係同緊人一齊。
- You know what, kurt? Nothing-- → - 你知唔知，Kurt？冇嘢——
Nothing is really obvious about me. → 冇嘢係明顯關於我㗎。
And I just-- I wanted to tell you → 我只係——我只係想話你知
That, um, I'm not who I seemed to be before. → 我，呃，唔係之前你見到嘅嗰個人。
- Okay, well, whoever that was, → - 好，咁無論邊個係，
She was a lot of fun. → 佢都好好玩。
- I really enjoyed talking to you too. → - 我都好開心同你傾偈。
Do you want to-- → 你想唔想——
Do you want to keep in touch? → 你想唔想保持聯絡？
- Definitely. → - 一定。
Would it be okay if I kissed you good-bye? → 我可唔可以同你吻別？
- So okay. → - 梗係可以。
♪
You know what? I just really have to ask you-- → 你知唔知？我真係要問你——
Which kiss was better, this one or--or the one before? → 邊個吻好啲，呢個定——定之前嗰個？
- Uh, honestly? → - 呃，老實講？
- Yeah. - This one. → - 係。 - 呢個。
The one before, → 之前嗰個，
You burped in the middle of it. → 你吻到一半打咗個嗝。
- Bye, kurt. → - 再見，Kurt。
Email you. → 電郵你。
- Ta-da. → - 登登。
- Rose petals... → - 玫瑰花瓣...
And candles... → 同蠟燭...
And balloons. → 同氣球。
- And, uh, chocolates... → - 同，呃，朱古力...
As promised. → 講過嘅。
- Who needs candy? → - 邊個要糖？
I want you. → 我要你。
- Mmm. → - 嗯。
So--so everything's okay between us? → 咁——咁我哋之間冇事啦？
- Are you kidding? → - 你講笑呀？
What you said on the phone → 你喺電話講嘅嘢
Is the sweetest thing a guy has ever said to me. → 係我聽過最冧嘅說話。
- I bet you don't even remember the exact words. → - 我賭你連原句都唔記得。
- Oh, I remember. → - 哦，我記得。
No man has ever understood me like that. → 冇男人咁了解過我。
I'm so glad that-- → 我好開心——
That you're... → 你係...
You. → 你。
- Me too. → - 我都係。
But--but--but, uh, you know what would be really fun? → 但——但——但，你知唔知有咩會好過癮？
Oh-oh. → 哦哦。
- Oh! [giggles] → - 哦！ [咯咯笑]
- Yeah, yeah. → - 係啦係啦。
Why don't you say back to me → 不如你同我講返
What I said on the phone? → 我喺電話講嘅嘢？
And then I'll grade you for accuracy. → 然後我幫你評分睇下準唔準。
Or--or not. → 或者——或者唔使。